Beat Me

Ramon Fallenstar

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Oh lassie, come beat me, come beat me,

Oh lassie, come tie me up too,

Oh lassie, come beat me, come beat me,

You've not done it right if we're not black and blue.

When I was a young smith, I went to a farm house,

I went to a farm house a horse for to shoe.

A lovely young mistress called me to her chambers,

And asked if I'd answer a question or two.

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Said she, "I'm a lady, and you are a smithy,

You have brought your hammer and anvil with you."

Well I looks on the bed, and see whips, chains, and shackles,

And reassures her that I knows what to do.

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She grabbed me, she kissed me, she patted my fannie,

She said you do me love, then I'll do you.

I whipped her, I spanked her, I bit on her belly,

And raised up some welts that were purplish blue.

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I tipped her, I tupped her, she barked like a puppy,

Spike collar and garters, O Lord, what a view,

I haven't a notion when she put them on me,

But I'll wear them again if she wants me to.

[by James ap Benyl]

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From sundown to sunrise we fancied each other,

We fancied each other, O Lord, it was true.

Come morning the cock crowed, we stared at each other,

And realized then we'd forgotten to screw.

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